laura marling

Okay, so this girl is awesome. And if you know how I feel about other women, this is very much a compliment.

hope you had a good one

christmas card from a hooker in minneapolis

or cleveland?

"i've been living on 9th street here
right above this dirty bookstore
on euclid avenue."

cleveland christmas

but that beer's quite expensive, and our funds were low
so we robbed an old lady and we pushed her in the snow


And here is a bonus video that borders on offensive. But it's brilliant.

cleveland's next top model

Oh my god. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. Easily. There are four episodes and a bonus, but start here. They just get better and better.

he sampled that pinecone for almost an hour

picturesforsadchildren.com, thank you.

early christmas presents

First of all, how amazing is the new Andrew Bird album? It drops in January, but like any other good music has found its way around already.




Coincidentally, Obama also drops January - that is, he drops right into the Oval Office to start turning the country around. Playing this wonderful game will help you get pumped if you can't wait for all the great things that the first of the month will promise.

http://superobamaworld.com/

foreign accent syndrome

WHAT?

is this funny?

Normally stuff like this doesn't really do it for me. I mean, if it were a bunch of teenage boys singing a song about this phenomenon, it would be more awkward than anything else. But this.... this is good. This is amazing. This is perfect. Don't judge me.

fact checkers unit

So the job at Cleveland Magazine is going great. Here is what a typical day hard at work looks like.

hey



i keep having dreams about you
but they are always gone in a split second

imma computa man

there's no better time than now to say how much i enjoy my mac.

and this man.