I DIDN'T COME HERE TO FEATHER MY RUFFLE

I CAME HERE TO WIN THE SUPER BROKER SHUFFLE!

pitchfork's top 100 songs

so i did the traditional download of the top songs of the year, according to pitchfork. some of them are bullshit and some are brilliant. some of my faves:

(by the way, yes, i am too lazy to update my blog with real music, so resort to youtube. oh wellz)
beyoncé - single ladies


lykke li - dance dance dance


t.i. feat. rihanna - live your life


hot chp - one pure thought


the dodos - fools

laura marling

Okay, so this girl is awesome. And if you know how I feel about other women, this is very much a compliment.

hope you had a good one

christmas card from a hooker in minneapolis

or cleveland?

"i've been living on 9th street here
right above this dirty bookstore
on euclid avenue."

cleveland christmas

but that beer's quite expensive, and our funds were low
so we robbed an old lady and we pushed her in the snow


And here is a bonus video that borders on offensive. But it's brilliant.

cleveland's next top model

Oh my god. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. Easily. There are four episodes and a bonus, but start here. They just get better and better.